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Search Results Spoiler alert: Scarlett Johansson’s ‘Under the Skin’ underwhelms

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George Clooney & Amal Alamuddin Wedding Date & Location Revealed

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did. Come,…

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Liam Neeson keeps cool on Atlanta set of “Taken 3”

What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Michael! Marry me. I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Afternoon delight Steve Holt! Across from where? Really? Did nothing cancel? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. I’m a monster. That’s why you always leave a…

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Holy Cow, Sandra Bullock Earned a Whopping $63 Million Last Year!

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. The Cyber House Rules Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with…

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Taliban militants storm Kabul election office

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Taiwan riot police evict protesting students

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How to blur objects in YouTube videos

Trying to conceal something you accidentally recorded in your YouTube videos? Now there’s a tool to help you out. YouTube has offered the ability to blur faces of people in your uploaded videos since 2012. While the face blur tool worked relatively well, it couldn’t be applied to any other objects. Now there’s a secondary blur tool you can apply to any object, even moving ones. Google’s announcement of the blur tool mentioned that it will be a “… simple way to blur things like people, contact information, or financial…

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