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Taiwan riot police evict protesting students

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I…

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Cinta yang Terluka

Ketika cinta itu membuat hati kita terluka. kita diuji oleh Allah melalui orang yang kita cintai dengan disakiti, dikhianati agar kita bisa menjadi orang yang kuat dan sabar dalam menjalani kehidupan. Itulah cinta yang membuat hidup kita terluka namun kita tetap tangguh, tidak peduli badai yang menimpa hidup ini. Ada seorang Ibu yang berkenan bershodaqoh di Rumah Amalia sebagai wujud tanda syukur kepada Allah yang telah mengembalikan keutuhan keluarganya, beliau bertutur bahwa awalnya ia dikhianati oleh suami, cintanya kepada istrinya luntur karena tergoda oleh perempuan lain. keluarganya berakhir dengan perceraian…

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Scarlett Johansson Opens Up About Her First Fully Nude Role In ‘Under The Skin’

Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. Keep your mind limber. You all right, Dexter? Born Free Watching ice melt. This is fun. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. He taught me a code. To survive. I love…

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Copenhagen Zoo kills 4 lions, weeks after shooting giraffe

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t…

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Motor racing-NASCAR’s Labonte breaks ribs in bike accident

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Ferrari target Red Bull’s Adrian Newey in bid to get back in F1 race

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. Natural Born Kissers A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you…

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Guitar shop founder accused of killing girlfriend took an ax to her head.

OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. The Cyber House Rules Ummm…to eBay? Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with…

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